whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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