Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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