When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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