those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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