Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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