Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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