We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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