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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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