singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
