chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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