Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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