He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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