Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.