I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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