it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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