There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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