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he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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