So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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