i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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