I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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