Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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