I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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