No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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