just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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