so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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