he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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