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How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My room smells like vodka and shame
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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