Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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