and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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