So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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