Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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