I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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