I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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