school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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