doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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