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hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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