But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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