i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
oh god was she eating orange peels again
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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