I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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