I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
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No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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