I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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