I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
No subtext here. People are naked.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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