plz talk dirty to me
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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