Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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