I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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