So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm gonna fight the coyote
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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