If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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