The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
