you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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