Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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