I'm lost and stupid without you.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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