I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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