What did I eat last night that was bloody?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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