I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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