Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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