I think my fart just growled at me.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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