i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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