these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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